this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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