3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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