I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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