You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
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If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
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How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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