so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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