I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
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