ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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