All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
