that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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