mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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