I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
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If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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