i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Randomize
