Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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