Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
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Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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