Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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