can we get nightvision for the apartment?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
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So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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