Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
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whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
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My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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