We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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