Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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