You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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