420 ftw
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
