And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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