I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
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I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
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That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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