we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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