Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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