So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I'm eating all of the evidence.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I am mentally ready for anal.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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