i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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