I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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