I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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