is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
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I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
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she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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