you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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