so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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