super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
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fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
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I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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