Your tits are I can't wait for
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i was born a porn star she said
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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