I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
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we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
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Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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