OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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