Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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