Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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