do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
I wish you could order shots online.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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