she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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