My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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