You're a womanizer and a bitch.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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