Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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