My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
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Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
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I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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