But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
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It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
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I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
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