It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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