so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
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Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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