Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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