The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
He better not be in your backpack
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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