How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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