girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
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Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
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I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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