No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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