Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
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Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
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I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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