Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
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I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
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Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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