i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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