Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
It's never too late to be topless.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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