Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
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I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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